PerfectTed is what happens when someone looks at the energy drink aisle and decides we can do better than jittery sugar water. The brand is built around clean caffeine from organic matcha, with short, readable ingredients lists and no dramatic crash an hour later. It’s positioned squarely at people who want focus and stamina without feeling like they’ve swallowed a lab experiment. Bright cans, simple message, solid execution – and a category that badly needed an adult in the room.